Ofcourse i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!
The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!
Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.
You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.
I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.
Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…
Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…
I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!
Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?
I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.
Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..
Chale jayenge tujhe tere haal par chodkar, kadar kya hoti hai tujhe waqt sikha dega.
Jindgi mein apne kirdaar aise jio ki parda girne ke baad bi taliya baje.
Duniya ka asool hai, jab tak kaam hai tera naam hai, warna door se salaam hai..!!
Jindagi se humne kabhi udhar nahi liya, Kafan bhi lenge to jaan deke.
Tu yeh mat soch tu chod degi to toot jaunga, kameena hun tujhse achhi pataunga.
Matlabi duniya ka kissa hi khatm, Aaj jis tarah ki duniya Us tarah ke hum.
Khoobsurat log hamesha acche nahi hote, achhe log hamesha khoobsurat hote hai.