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Ofcourse i talk to myself, Every once in a while you do need expert advice!!

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The day i was born, DEVIL said: Ohh Competition!!

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Having one child makes you a parent, having 2 makes you a referee.

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You call me lazy, truth is that i am on my energy saving mode.

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I love to ask kids what they want to be when they grow up, coz i am still looking for ideas.

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Someone on his status is sleeping for 5 days, He might be dead…

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Women may not hit harder but they hit Lower…

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I will marry a girl that looks pretty in her adhaar card..!!

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Hard work never killed anybody, But why take a chance?

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I stopped fighting my inner demon, we are on the same side now.

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Yes mam, I am drunk, but in the morning i’ll be sober and you’ll still be ugly..

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Chale jayenge tujhe tere haal par chodkar, kadar kya hoti hai tujhe waqt sikha dega.

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Jindgi mein apne kirdaar aise jio ki parda girne ke baad bi taliya baje.

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Duniya ka asool hai, jab tak kaam hai tera naam hai, warna door se salaam hai..!!

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Jindagi se humne kabhi udhar nahi liya, Kafan bhi lenge to jaan deke.

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Tu yeh mat soch tu chod degi to toot jaunga, kameena hun tujhse achhi pataunga.

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Matlabi duniya ka kissa hi khatm, Aaj jis tarah ki duniya Us tarah ke hum.

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Khoobsurat log hamesha acche nahi hote, achhe log hamesha khoobsurat hote hai.

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