April Fools Day has been cancelled this year.
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ….???…. Its APRIL 1ST …. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
Today if anyone praises you for your beauty, personality, style or attitude, Just kick him. How dare he fool you before April 1st.
you are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.
The cat’s out of the bag — I was one of the Mega Millions jackpot winners. And no, I’m not sharing.
You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.
Relationships these days are a joke. It’s like April 1st all year long …
You are one of the CUTEST persons in this world Just a second don’t misunderstand me CUTE means Creating Useless Troubles.
This year’s biggest April Fools joke is brought to you by Mother Nature. “Here’s some warm weather, April Fools
11 hidden facts –
1) 95% of people in Canada don`t drink milk and drink Beer
2) Snake`s vision… is up to 5 km….
3) Chess is the most tiring game
4) No twins have been born up till now in NewZealand
5) Zebra can fly in night.
6) All the above details are false
7) Thanks for believing for a while
8) Today is not April 1st.
9) But a fool is a fool on any day :p
10) Your are smiling :)
11) Now you will copy/ paste this status on your wall
I'm gonna be a daddy!
I got fired from my job for punching my boss in the face.
Hey you know which is the best day to propose a girl ?? Its April First.. If she accepts its your luck and otherwise just Say APRIL FOOL.
I'll be getting married on April 11. All of you are invited.
If you have anything important to tell me, tell me tomorrow cause I won't believe you today. Happy April Fools Day!
You could just change your birthday to april first, watch everyone write happy birthday on your wall, and at the end of the day make your status.
A day will come when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your views. But April Fool comes once in a year and that your day. :)